How Not to Work & Claim Benefits... (and Other Useful Information for Wasters)

'Work is the curse of the drinking classes' - Oscar Wilde Mike and Dave, two Northern British idiots sponging off the state, find themselves pissed up with a case load of cash and the vague memory of a dodgy job offer. But when the sinister Mr. Martin comes to check his 'task' has been completed, Mike and Dave must learn to tell the truth or be lost in a lie forever.